Oy - Sarah!

Sorry to be so silent fer so longs. I bins out to sea, as pirates often arrrrrhh. bwahaha. So today I comes ashore with a box of pressies for ye and hands 'em off to some landlubber guy who says he signs them Customs declarations as "Desanta". I tells 'im to put my name onnit but when I calls 'im up to see iffin he don the deed proper, he brags that he went and signed the blasted paper as "Desanta" or maybe "D Santa" - I dunno. Stoopid landlubber.

Anyways - he swears on his mothers grave that the box is bound to arrive at yer office in 7 to 10 days so them pressies ought be in yer own hands no later than the 15th. If they ain't in yer hands by then must be that other pirates hijacked the plane! I woulda sent 'em by ship but seeing as some of them pressies are meant to be enjoyed afore Christmas so as to heighten the Yultide spirit n all, I couldn't risk lettin the box fall into enemy pirate hands and then me havin' ta negotiate their release and so on.

So - when ye gets yer pressie box - open it up. Any pressies resding therein which is not wrapped in green paper ais to be consumed and /or enjoyed promptly. Some assembly will be required for one of them. it is imperative that ye builds that thing afore Christmas day. Oh also inside is a thing ye has to leave out fer the real Santa man. No it's not milk an biscuits - thems ye has to come by on yer owns.

Sadly, I wasn't able to include and music discs things in the pressie box. Those to come later by ship. Christmas Pirate rules say I have until Epiphany to get ALL the pressies to your door. Now, are ye going to holiday away from the address I gots? iffin yes, ye may not gets the music dics pressies until after ye gets back from yer holiday.

I gots to shove out of port soon. That Desanta feller will get some other stuff to mail ta yez in a week or so. I'll be off to sea in another day or so so I hope yez be readin the thread.

Very truly Yours

Peg Leg Pierce
Christmas Pirate