Knowing and seeing all when I have the time, I knew that you had briefly waylaid a few members of my delivery service. Suspicion was first aroused when they called in sick and the phone machine tape sounded like they were saying they'd "taken absinthe without leave". Is THAT what you gave them?

Anyway, if they're not back to work and ready for the next assignment by next Monday, you will have many more visitors who kick ass and take names when enforcing the International Fugitive Elf Laws as laid down by the Dreaded Scout Decision. Albyemeeze Elf and Besidemeeze Elf (They probably introduced themselves as Albie and Sid) have been bad little boys and will be dealt with in their own way and time, but let them moonlight for you for a few days in search of Borrowers, pairs of scissors and unmatched single socks, as they brought the delivery job in ahead of schedule. Any further tardiness, though, will NOT be condoned!

This from one who knows and sees all, and who will be closly monitoring videotape, AND who has the power to transform your precious pressie into something else entirely if crossed.

Watch out, don't cry, don't pout, and rest ye merry!

Santa