Happy Saint Nicholas' Day to you, my little smoked herring!

Your gift has been dispatched from my workshop and should reach you soon via my office in the UK. You may open the main box when it arrives, you've had instructions before about the contents.

I've tried to follow the rules: something from my homeland, one of my CDs, a local delicacy or two. You are welcome to regift some items if you feel they do not meet your exacting standards. I'm sure there is a small furry animal near you who will be happy to help.

Now be good, keep watching the skies!

Da BOSS