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Thread #106746   Message #2210102
Posted By: Bobert
06-Dec-07 - 06:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Wes Ginny Slide Rule Breakthrough!!!
Sheet fire, boys!!!

No wondee that WGSR ain't quite come up with the schamatic situation with the womens... The danged thing was invented by Edith Ethel Frazier...

Them Fraziers ain't right... None of 'um... 'Specially the Frazier women...

My cousin Rufue married a Timpkins gal from round them parts but her mama was a Frazier... Mean as cat Sh*t that woman was... She was so mean that one day a freight train was headin' into town, took one look at that woman, jumped track and took a dirt road... Sho nuff did... That woman was mean...

I believe that I nedd to get the WGSR exhortized to get them evil Frazier spirits outta it... Sho nuff...

Hey, remember them Frazier cars??? You know why they ain't 'round any more don't ya... I mean, other than bein' butt uglee... Well, them cars got posessed just like my slide rule by Edith Ethel...

Tell, ya' what, Janie... Next time you talk to her you tell her that we is kin... Kinda... That oughtta sweeten the ol' gal up, evenm if she is dead....

(Nah, Bobert... She is a Frazier, you know...)

Might of fact, don't say nuthin' to her at all...

B~