Well, Megan, my Dear, I'm glad the various little trinkets meet with your approval and that you like the edible items. We aim to please, you know :-) You don't have to thank me on a daily basis, but it's nice to hear that you like the presents I've selected. How is your Dauvitt getting on, does he still enjoy sucking his dummy and does it keep him docile?

As to your first observation, you're absolutely right. Well done ;o) But my abode... you know, don't you, that Santa lives on the North Pole? Santa travels around a lot, though, and, China apart, I have visited the 3 other places mentioned. I have also visited your beautiful home country. China wouldn't have come into it, if that disoriented little elf hadn't gotten lost in transit on his way to Australia.. I'm glad he did make it there in the end, pity he didn't buy the items he was sent out to procure! He's still busy counting peedie bits, you know.

Yours inconspicuously,

MISS