Molly,

The "Fremont troll" ain't so bad, in fact he/she rather inanimate. It's probably been years since anyone's been et, except for a VW or two.

I saw a troll on the knoll,
Fie, man, fie;
I saw a troll on the knoll,
Who's the fool now?
I saw a troll on the knoll,
And he was looking oh so droll –
Thou has well drunken and who's the fool now?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble