One day, with little else to do
I stumbled on the Mudcat Zoo
Where many a pontificator
Preached till two AM, or later!

And so I took a turn to speak
And give a gentle nasal tweak
To those with outlooks spurious
Which sometimes made them furious!

Sometimes I found a harmless joke
Would cause some Cat to fume and choke
But now I think I've found a clue
For dealing with the Mudcat Zoo

When dishing out a tasty jest
The ones who seem to take it best
And chuckle at a jibe that's gentle
Have monikers non-monumental

Those with names like "Puke" and "Snot"
Are usually a jolly lot.
Quite unlike those who must proclaim
Their fine intentions in a name!

Yes, "EqualJustice", "SaintlyDove",
Or "UniversalHolyLove"
Are often somewhat paranoid.
And ones it's prudent to avoid!