This bloody site's a bloody waste
No bloody use, no bloody taste
It's all a bloody great disgrace,
This bloody Mudcat.

The bloody folk is bloody bad,
It's worse than that, it's bloody sad.
And bloody banjoes drive me mad
On bloody Mudcat.

I'll write it out in bloody verse -
The bloody bullshit's even worse
It bloody makes me bloody curse
This bloody Mudcat.

There's bloody Yanks and bloody Brits,
And bloody Paddies having fits,
It's bloody well the bloody pits,
Is bloody Mudcat.

The bloody jokes, so old they stink,
It's driving me to bloody drink -
And now it's on the bloody blink.
That's bloody Mudcat!!!

A variation on this timeworn classic