....well I have travelled the plains of wild Abbyssynia, crossed the gobi desert, climbed through the himilaya mountains, trecked across the mighty continents of the world and sailed over the mighty oceans and...puff puff....hopefully .... at last....a parcel might be delivered to your door shortly

So why didn't I just use the post office like evceryone else?????????

It is so hard for us far distant Santas

Heh heh heh