A is for aurses, Before and after, C for sealions, Deformation, E for B and Georgie Best, F for vescence, G for Gesus, H for Rachel. I for an eye, Jay for Washington, K for cough, L for leather, M for embrocatin, N for eggs, O for a decent pint, P for Relief, Q for a pee, R for Negus, S for essence, U for me, V for Las Vegas, W for two of me, X for escema, Y for googness do I bother, Time for Zed said Bebedee

some bits are comprehensible only to those of advanced years, many need to be said out loud.

I got a song years ago from somewhere which starts A is for as I walked out like all good songs begin, I do it as the beginners guide to folk singing but it is lost on most Aussies