A couple was walking down the street in Hawaii one evening, and the husband says, "I'm really glad we chose Havaii for our Anniversary vacation!"

The wife says, "I am too, but it is pronounced 'Hawaii', not 'Havaii'."

"I'm sorry, dear, but you are wrong. It is definitely 'Havaii'," says the husband.

"No, you're wrong!" says the wife.

Well, this continues for a while and gets heated.

Finally they meet a man on the street and the husband explains the argument and asks him, "Is it pronounced 'Havaii' or 'Hawaii'?"

The man says, "Havaii."

The husband looks at his wife and says, "I told you so," and turns to the man and says, "Thank you."

The man turns to leave and says, "You're velcome"

Dave Oesterreich