There should be a law allowing us all to shoot dogs on sight. The vast majority of dog-owners have absolutely not the faintest idea of how to control their parasitic animals, and very few would bother to pick up the shite if they thought no-one was watching. In fact, I have a theory that the real reason dog-owners take their dogs out for walks has nothing to do with exercise and everything to do with getting their disgusting animals to shit as far away from home as possible. I was walking on the cliffs this morning when two bloody great huge Labradors came tearing up to me at 30mph and had me dancing. I "politely" invited their feckless owner to try to control his idiotic dogs but he just told me to "piss off, you stupid prick." I invited him to have a nice day himself too.