Ms. Animaterra,

I have it on very good authority that rooftops aren't what they used to be. I can't risk any of the reindeer breaking a leg, so I've hired the man in blue to deliver your parcel. Since he/she doesn't do rooftop delivery either, it will have to arrive on your front stoop as close to the appropriate date as possible. We have achieved lift off and are aiming at a xmas eve delivery. Or a xmas eve eve eve delivery. Since this santa and that santee are (apparently) in agreement regarding the general appropriation of the holiday by a scurrilous cult, the opening date of the package is entirely up to the Santee.

YASSS!