Update:

Our Office of Sybility has contacted me with the information that your package has been delivered to a chimney near yours and that it was signed for by someone, but evidently that someone was neither Dave'sWife nor yet Dave'sWife'sHusband (unless his name's not Dave).

Do let us know if it doesn't turn up tonight, and we will enquire of the resident Sybil as to the complete name of the individual in question.

Yours in Somewhat Less Haste than Earlier,
Silenus Charm, C.R.E.