Arrrrhhhh!

Sarah me Lass! Whera ya been?? Ye should have got yer pressies by now. I came ashore 4 fargin times jess to check an see iffin ye posted here or in the Pressie arrived thread.

Don't make me sorry I left out them crotchless G-Strings! Oh..errr...umm.. mebbee that's why yer mad??? D'oh! I can't never figure yooz wimmen out. Duz they want to be wenches or does they not? Makes me head hurt.

I'm holding yer other pressies hostage until ye sez something - anything. No CDs fer you until ye talks.

Peg Leg Pierce
Christmas Pirate