Granny's Got A Handgun

{sung to mamma's got a squeezebox,}

Grannys got a handgun,

She wears at her side,

When she goes to the market,

Boys you better hide,

Better just run away,

Don't you dare make her day,

Grannys got a handgun,

No one's gonna sleep tonite.

Grannys got a magnum,

She keeps in her purse,

Don't you dare piss her off,

Or you'll leave in a herse,

She's a blue haired gun moll,

When she's out for a stroll,

Grannys got a handgun,

No one's gonna sleep tonite.

Come on now seize me,

come on now seize me,

Scare me like you do,

I'm so afraid of you,

Grannys got a hand gun,

No one's gonna sleep tonite.

{banjo break}

Granny takes her hand gun,

When she goes out to shop,

She don't need Dirty Harry,

No she don't need no cop,

She's got justice in hand,

She's just takin a stand,

Grannys got a hand gun,

No one's gonna sleep tonite.