>>If I were to walk on your pool and be visible to many people at once it would also mean it would be My second coming (you can read about it in the Gospels).<<

I have, Jesus, and the problem with your second coming as it is written in the NT is that you claim it will happen in the lifetimes of those who stood there listening to you speak. "Many of you standing here will not taste death before the son of man come again" or some such thing. Am I quoting you correctly, Jesus? So it either already happened or you were wrong.

That's the thing people who believe the gospels as history NEVER seem to want to talk about. You, sir, predicted the last days would come before your listeners passed and it did not happen. And you, sir, have never felt pressured enough to clarify what you had said or was quoted as saying. But you must have said it because you were clearly preaching the Last Days. You were wrong. That places the entire belief system of Christianity in jeopardy. It raises the uncomfortable options that you were either deluded or lying. The whole Christian scheme of salvation is instantly erased either way.

See, Jesus, Christians present us with an impossible personage when describing you. You were human but you were god too. But, no, human and god can't coexist so you must have been god. But can god suffer and die? Don't be ridiculous. So you were human so that you would suffer as a human because if you were god, it would only be for show because you can't suffer or die. So, you were actually human up to the moment of your death and then you became god and didn't really die.

No wait, you suffered and died as a human being so that the sacrifice was genuine as a show of how much you loved us and then you went to hell and actually paid for those sins for three days. You apparently paid for our sins to Satan. And then you became god. But then your godlike nature had to already be in you somehow from birth. So you were born god's literal son on earth but you were god, the man shape was just a shell. It was like a balloon blown up by your godliness and mimicking and gesturing and talking as you direct it to.

And you had to shit at times, Jesus, if you were human. So did you shit or not? Some say you did. Other say you did not. Indeed some say you had no internal organs at all and your eating and drinking was just an appearance.

Now, Jesus, I think it's high time you cleared that up for us. People have been dying for centuries over this amazingly childish crap. Enough is enough. I mean, if you're flesh and blood, then you can be forgiven for being wrong about the second coming. You're only human, right? But then that means you have no divine nature and so are kind of just talking out your ass--ERG! Just a few words of clarification here, please. I mean, Jesus Christ, have some decency!