Ol' Santa's had some problems (Cupid's carburetor broke down and Vixen was in heat), so s/he is going to send out what passes for presents on Monday next, s/he hopes. Tabster should receive her presents by Candlemas, or next Lady Day, or maybe in time for the Michaelmas term. Almost assuredly before next Christmas.

And that last-minute strike by the Elves, well, Santa took care of THAT nonsense.