The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21027   Message #222580
Posted By: wysiwyg
03-May-00 - 07:15 PM
Thread Name: keeping a breast
Subject: RE: keeping a breast
Oh Sinsull!!!

Yer right!!!

When we go for our mammograms here in our area, they give out these ADORABLE litle mini-boobs made of soft pink faux flesh. Yer sposed to practice self-exams on them but they are tiny, about an inch and a half.

PERFECT pocket memento for members (MEMBERS!!) of the GGG Aux!

BERT-- THROOPNIES is perfect as a placeholder for the line I was missing, till the right word comes back to me or is contributed.

Can you or Joe Offer edit it into my post above?

OH, AND BERT--- yer gonna read the whole thread on the air then, right??

~S~

Spaw, just for you-- headlights, honkers, and hooters

Amos, didja miss the invite I already posted? Honey, I thought we had gotten past all the religious jargon to where we could communicate! LOL!

(Girls, shhh!!! Don't tell Hardi I told you this (tee hee), but every once in awhile I corral the horses IN THE DARK and get out a special little Maglite for a spotlight dance! Oh yeah! WOW pink up close!)

Amos! That was private!! But OK, didn't I tell you priests are real wise?

Joe Offer has a reputation to maintain, and doesn't want to handle this one with a ten-foot pole. Over to you, Bert???
-Joe Offer-