Pavement sex 'only floor play'
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article594932.ece
By ROBERT FAIRBURN

Published: 18 Dec 2007

A TEENAGER who tried to have sex with the PAVEMENT in a busy street claimed yesterday it was a drunken prank — and escaped being put on the sex offenders' list.

Motorists looked on in shock as Steven Marshall, 18, hauled down his trousers and started to simulate sex on the floor.

Marshall — drinking while taking pills for arthritis — also carried out a vile sex act in front of a horrified female taxi driver in Galashiels, Selkirkshire.

He admitted a charge of public indecency at Selkirk Sheriff Court and got 12 months probation.

Sheriff Drummond commented: "This was bizarre. Anyone who lies on the road in the daylight, is significantly intoxicated and is partially undressed has a problem."

But Marshall will NOT be put on the sex offenders' register after Sheriff Drummond accepted the June offence "was not primarily sexually motivated".