Britain: XL to the Rescue
               
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: January 3, 2008

When the meal a man was cooking at his aunt's house in Hartlepool caught fire this week, he grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to put it out: his aunt's billowing, powder blue, size XL underpants. He ran them under the faucet and tossed them onto the flames, smothering the fire and saving the kitchen, according to a spokesman for the local fire brigade. The fire official said that using a large, wet cloth to cover a grease fire was a sound principle and that with underwear, "clearly it depends on what size you are."