Churchyard yews - very nice! Oh no! There's one at Crowhurst, Surrey (ch. St. George, almost private fiefdom of nearby big house, one of whose occupants decided to paint a Byzantine mural of said saint and dragon)which is most unsettling. The way the trunk twists and coils, it looks like the souls of the dead struggling to escape hell in a judgement painting. Or one of the Disney trees in Snow White.

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