A Christmas Motorcycle Ride

Four old-timers were riding motorcycles for their weekly ride to the diner, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without getting any argument go directly to the garage and get the bike, meet his buddies and ride a round.


His buddies all chimed in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.' Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are at the diner.


The first guy says, 'Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it.'


Number 2 guy says, 'I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'


Number 3 guy says 'Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.'


They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them
like they've lost their minds. 'I can't believe you all went to such expense for this Bike ride. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or a ride with the motorcycle club!'
And she said...





"Take a sweater."