Villa rhymes with Mia...did you know?
Just say "Villa Farrow", put it in your barrow, feel it to the marrow, and you'll know!
Villa makes you see-a things you never saw before.
Villa is the bee-ah that you spilled upon the floor.
Villa wasn't quee-ah, he consorted with the gals.
Villa like Maria ends in "ee-ah"! That's how you say Villa.

And Pancho is still spelled with a "A" in the 1st syllable.

P-AAAHH-N-CHO   VEEEEE-YAHHH

Got it?