Dear Nick, how are you by now, fine I hope. I reckon it's somewhat different over there in the UK, but up home in Honeyville VA the alien abductions of cattle and other livestock have died down considerably now that the aliens have discovered moonshine. We understand from the regulars down at the Rebel Yell Diner that the demand has exceeded the supply and has pushed the price of 'shine up, as well as encouraged the reactivation of some stills up in Doval Holler that had been shut down these many years.
    So, ahem, if you want to keep your jackasses in pasture away from your festival and avoid the necessity of hiring a veterinary doctor to be on site, make more moonshine and sell it to your aliens.

yours,
Chance