LOL! Yeah, what a hoot, eh, Slag?

I remember reading about the Know-Nothing Party. They hated immigrants and wanted to keep Der Grosser Amerika Homeland pure and unsullied forever by those filthy foreign types (mostly Irish at the time, I think?) that were pouring in looking for a new life...

Well, I think that expanding on the Know-Nothing principle by adding Do-Nothing and Say-Nothing on top of Know-Nothing could take this magnificent party tradition to its logical conclusion, by gosh!