Where be that blackbird to? I know where 'e be! 'e be in yon wurzel bush, And I be a'ter 'e! And 'e sees I, And I sees 'e, And 'e knows I be a'ter 'e, With a ruddy girt stick, I'll clobber 'e, Blackbird! I'll 'ave 'e !

(also known as "the Somerset National Anthem") [Somerset is a rural county in the UK]