A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six year old daughter and said "Would you like to say the blessing?" I would not know what to say," replied the girl.

"Just say what you hear Mummy say." the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner."





After the christening of his baby brother in church Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally the boy replied "The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home and I wanted to stay with you guys."