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Thread #107404 Message #2239873
Posted By: Roger the Skiffler
19-Jan-08 - 04:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008!
Nursery rhymes for the 21st Century: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. ------------------------------------------------------------ It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh S ** t, it's Global Warming. ----------------------------------------------------------- Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. -----------------------------------------------------------
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her Between two chunks of bread. ---------------------------------------------------------- Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have U got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you d*ckhead. ---------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its a*se And turned its wool to nylon.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Jill, the dill, Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. ---------------------------------------------------------- Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass And grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. ---------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.