blisters?

Its a man thing, wimp thing, and if you don't wear your warm socks you might catch a cold or worse - man 'flu.

Now why do women like sandals? they slip, slide and yet still people dance in them. Give me something that stays on the foot. Bugger fashion. Call me an engineer but even if they are red I prefer trainers - or Crocs at least. Function over form every time.

Well I remember breaking a foot bone polka-ing to Peeping Tom. Mind you I didn't feel a thing. It wasn't my foot. And I wasn't the one wearing inappropriate footwear that could slip half off an self-tighten in the process.