I Touched her on the toe.

I touched her on the toe, that's my share
Thats my toe-a-nack and you can play there
Toe-a-nacker, tripper-up, I love my dear
The more I loved my nigger drawed near.

I touched 'er on the knee, thats my share
That's my knee-a-nack and you can play there
Knee-a-nacker, toe-a-trip, I love my dear
The more I loved my nigger drawed near.

I touched her on the thigh, thats my share
That's my thigh-a-thack and you can play there
Thigh-a-thacker, knee-a-nacker,
toe-a-trip, I love my dear
The more I loved my nigger drawed near.

4 ***** Funny thing
5 Navvel Navvel string
6 Breast Breast plate
7 Chin Chinner chops
8 Mouth Chotter box
9 Snout Snotter box
10 Eyes Lookers out
11 Head Louse trap

This is the version that the Yetties used to sing.
you will have to alter the words to make it PC, but never mind some of these old trad songs are like that.
Cheers me dears, dave.