And if all the other hoopla isn't enough, have you heard that the idiot masseuse didn't call 911 immediately but rather waited 15 minutes while she calle Mary Kate Olson of all people for advice. Seems she was in a relationship with him (story here).

And look, just in case it ever comes up, if you should find me comatose,    please don't call for advice from a ditzy, goofed-up, former child star.   Just call 911.

Spaw