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Thread #82028 Message #2245792
Posted By: Amos
26-Jan-08 - 07:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: Popular views of the Bush Administration
Subject: RE: BS: Popular views of the Bush Administration
NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND - FOOTBALL VERSION
--- mmagnus@mcttelecom.com wrote:
> For all educators in and out of the education system:
>
> 1. All teams must make the state playoffs and all MUST
> win the championship. If a team does not win the
> championship, they will be on probation until they are
> the champions, and coaches will be held accountable.
> If after two years they have not won the championship
> their footballs and equipment will be taken away UNTIL
> they do win the championship.
>
> 2. All kids will be expected to have the same football
> skills at the same time, even if they do not have the
> same conditions or opportunities to practice on their
> own. NO exceptions will be made for lack of interest
> in football, a desire to perform athletically, or
> genetic abilities or disabilities of themselves or
> their parents. ALL KIDS WILL PLAY FOOTBALL AT A
> PROFICIENT LEVEL!
>
> 3. Talented players will be asked to workout on their
> own, without instruction. This is because the coaches
> will be using all their instructional time with the
> athletes who aren't interested in football, have
> limited athletic ability or whose parents don't like
> football.
>
> 4. Games will be played year round, but statistics
> will only be kept in the 5th, 8th, and 11th game. This
> will create a New Age of Sports where every school is
> expected to have the same level of talent and all
> teams will reach the same minimum goals. If no child
> gets ahead, then no child gets left behind. If parents
> do not like this new law, they are encouraged to vote
> for vouchers and support private schools that can
> screen out the non-athletes and prevent their children
> from having to go to school with bad football players.