One verse of "When Father painted the parlor (you couldn't see pa for paint)" and

There is a happy land, far far away
Where the little piggies run, three times a day
Oh, you ought to see them run
When they see the farmer come
Cutting slices off their bum
Three times a day.

and one small piece of recitation: a vulgar parody of George Sim's "It Was Christmas Day in the Workhouse".

Norman Francis Bartlett, born Cardiff 26 January 1912, died Worthing 8 December 1985.

Jon Bartlett