Listen, folks...

I ain't gonna go reading thru 5 thousand posts to this thread to find the last time I was here but I just want to "refresh" my sighting of a real UFO...

I ain't gonna go into every detail but it was like 1971 and Lisa Hadley and I were... Forget that part...

We saw the sumabich and it weren't like reflections or swamp gas... It was a UFO...

BTW, when did they start makin' UFO's outta swamp gas???

Sheet fire, if they can take swamp gas and make UFO's outta it then why can't they take swamp gas and make cars outta it???

Any of you smarty-pants got an answer for that question??? Well, don't hurt yer heads 'casue they can't make cars outta swamp gas and guess what???

Give up???

They can't make UFO's outta the stuff either...

B~