Lady P - I think it was your answer to 'the worlds shortest folk songs' like 'Now listen as I sing of the Good ship Araldite, stuck fast in Plymouth Sound', or 'D'ye ken John Peel? No.'

But it might have been on the bus back from a gianting gig, to take our minds off the noise of your drunken sot of a brother hoiking up into a carrier bag hung over his ears.

LTS