ha..always nice to get songs in bits and patches, huh?

First verse:
I woke up Sunday morning and looked upon the wall
the skeeters and the bedbugs were having a game of ball
the score was two to nothing,
the skeeters were ahead.
The bedbugs hit a homerun
and knocked me out of bed.

ch is the Eener meener part

Second verse is the one about eating pickles.
I've always thought it seemed like there was a verse missing (but I've never heard more than the two) and sort of hoped your stinky feet were that missing verse.