"Bobert's Dream Cabinet" certainly ain't gonna look like Brucie's "This is it"... I'm kinda a mountain cabin kinda guy... You know, a couple ol' funky chest of drawers fir the kirchen works fine...

As fir actual cabinet members, I'm leaving that open fir folks to lobby, bribe, etc...

But I don't like the current departments.... We need a bunch new ones... Department of Interior, for instance, sounds, ahhhhhh, a tad to graphic... How come they outlaw phornography then have a Department of Interior???

Nevermind that interior stuff... Hey, everyone has a danged sex life, don't they...

Department of Defense??? It's been over 60 years since the last time qwe were attacked by another country so this is a complete waste of money... I like Department of Peace...

Department of Homeland Security??? Yeah, put it undee the Department of Peace, too...

Treasury Department??? Ahhhh, seein' as it's getting raifrf so bad by the current crook, maybe we just need to take a few folks from the old DoD and let them keep an eye on the dough???

Department of Housing is fine...

I think we need a Department of Food, too...

And a Department of Fun...

And a Department of Music...

And a Department of Miscellanious...

And a department of Women... Yes, definately a Department of Womenz...

Oh, yeah, I do lke the Department of Transportation but I'd rather have a railroad man head it up...

What else...

Oh yeah, the Department of Cannibus... How'd I forget that one???

(Duhhhhh, Bobertz...)

That's about it fir now...

B~