"GUEST with the indefinite number of "V's," I may be an "Idit," but at least I can spell.

And I've probably been singing and entertaining people night after night (with no ill effects to my voice), and making a living at it, longer than you've been alive."

"MIOUWWW!!! How DARE you question my '50s revivalist credentials!!!"

Christ, Don, I may be a fraction of your age, but even I know better than to take the bait...