Rapaire, you can't give my word away to Amos. It's just not allowed. I would have to negotiate with Amos for a trade of some sort...a share of ownership wherein I get 50% rights to one of his words in return for allowing him to use blathertwaddle.

Since Amos is already a master of blathertwaddle, I see no harm in making such an agreement.

As for my sperm count, it may be low. I'm not sure. All I know is, I have not produced any progeny thus far (despite engaging in certain, ahem!, activities with various females over the years)...and I do not intend to if I can possibly avoid it! That being the case, I think having a low sperm count might not be such a bad thing after all.