Of course the kids age in exactly the same proportion as their old man's ass gets baggy and he joins the "trust no fart" crowd-- and come to think if it, THAT explains why Spaw suddenly cut back on his Mud-Bombs!

Eeeew. But that IS what it costs to get a kid safely to their 16th. Now, what it takes to get 'em graduated and not in jail, that is aNOTHer story-- you'll have to wait for that one.

~S~