Well, Tristan, I'm so far back in the holler that even TV is a day behind so...

...a Happy belated Birthday wish to ya', youngin'...

Tell yer folks they done good, okay... It will make them all warm and fuzzy and maybe they'll ge you something cool fir yer bike or if yer beyond the bike maybe a poster of a hot chick fir yer room???

Yer Hillbilly Uncle Bobert