Well, I got my lyrics, thanked those who had helped and I thought I'd milked as much fun out of this thread as I could and was intending to quietly let it go away, but when someone like Art comes to my defence, how could I resist a final "Nya na nya na nya ya" (polite for F*** You) to my critics. No one ever accused me of having any tact. Art and I also agree that the pun is the noblest form of wit, so there!