You should come to the Liar's Festival in Blind River, Ontario, Rapaire. Every August 15-23rd. I think you could win the top prize there, the famous Liar's Cup. If so, Don and Shane McBride would both be your fans for life, follow you around and beg for your autograph, give you free beers, and hook you up with local skanks most likely too. Who could resist that, eh?