Yall gotcher selves sum kinda problem fer shure. I wuzza thinkin mebbee one uv these heer wud do ya rite:

Fuds, Spuds, & Suds in Dingo Duds
Displaced Derelicts
No Canajuns Allowed
Regress Australia
Strum, Squeeze, Whistle, and Boom
Platypus Express

Jez sum thots fer ya.

CLETUS, Paw, Buford, & the Reg Boyz