Miz kat, I wuzza thinkin az ta how ya mite git mor notice an all ifn you were nekkid. Then agin whut withall theez puter fellers it mite not do no good 'tall. But thet aint whut I come ta axt. Thizzeer thred sez thet thiz iz a despicable virus an I wuzza wundrin ifn thair wuz sum nice upstandin virus like one ya cud take home ta meet yer Momma?

CLETUS