LOL......Sorry Sins but I liked them. On the other hand I am generally in trouble for similar transgressions, if indeed they are. Yours were typically a bit obscure which I enjoy but many miss completely or are appalled as they take each utterance so seriously!

Sometimes I forget around here that not everyone knows Spaw . I've been less active the past two years and when I go for an off the wall thing or another. I made a really piss poor joke on another thread and had a newer 'Catter up in arms over it. I figured it was ridiculous and far fetched but he didn't see the humor, mostly because he doesn't know me but.................

Perhaps, instead of the hairy chin line you could have been more blatant. Like, uh......"No you won't unless you go with that sex change you've been talking about."

Probably not good either...............

Spaw