Warning: If you don't recieve an email saying "Danger: Hoax Not Found", DON'T OPEN IT. It will send your dog to Newfoundland and rewire your truck to backfire at noon GMT, erase all your third-grade watercolors and forward your underwear to the Central Intelligence Agency. This is a little known bug which has just been announced by AOL, IBM, Motorola, Microsoft, and the Trilateral Commission. Please forward this to everyone you know so they will be safe if they don't get this terirble e-mail.

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There ya go, Cletus -- take it home and give it to your Mom. But note that her penicillin won't work on this one.