Edgar and his wife Liz loved to play golf.Tragically one day on the course Liz died on the second hole.
Their friends, Melvin and Betty, were waiting for them outside the clubhouse as arranged.Time dragged on and on. "Where in the hell are they", cried Melvin."They should have been here an hour ago!"
Finally Edgar appeared, breathless, sweating and bedraggled."What the hell happened to you?" asked Melville.
"Well," Edgar panted, "It wasn't easy, you know...Hit the ball, drag Liz...Hit the ball, drag Liz."