REDHEAD   
    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
    redhead sitting at the next table.   He has been checking her out
    since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
    socket toward the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
    back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
    in place.

    "I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your
    dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
    the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
    her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
    come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

    They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the
    trimmings . The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything
    had been SO incredible!

    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this
    nice to every guy you meet? "

    "No," she replies. . . . .
      
      
    ...
      

      
    ...


    "You just happened to catch my eye."
      
    (Oh be quiet!)